theopi

MAKING GAY MEN HORNY SINCE 1978

pronouns are androgynous/feminine leaning they/them (click the pronouns.page button for more pronouns stuff)sapphic femmePronunciation guides
theopi = theo (american pronunciation) and pi as in pee
You can pronounce théo the french way (like Tìo but with more of an E sound instead of an ì) or Tao, or you can just call me a variation of AbigailEVERYTHING MELTS!
The 3 things you should know about me
• Horsefucker
• Woundfucker
• Size queen
• Horse lover 💜 ❤️
• Professional girlcock inspector & tester
• I am the only funny exhibitionist

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I'm Normal

warnings

- I generally have profiles/wallpapers/miscellaneous that have sh, blood or other mentally ill shit in varying ranges of overtness- my descriptions or statuses or whatever r generally inside jokes between me n my irl friends, or really horny, and may also be really mentally ill, do not worry about it.- ii say weird shit (i am really funny) and talk about weird shit (i am really funny)

before interacting

- i use they/them pronouns/am feminine- please for the love of god ask before friending/dmming- also dont feel uncomfortable about asking me to send you a friend request im open to new relationships- all of my discords are not open to dm or friend request, see above ^^- i dont use tone indicators fuck you- tell me if something I say makes you uncomfortable- i have no idea how to use neopronouns- i treat nouns like dude/bro/man as gender neutral, and use them for everybody regardless, and my default pronouns for anybody until i find out otherwise is they/them#.- its okay if you use more masculine terms for me like dude/bro whatever as long as you are aware that that's not actually how i wish to present myself- Im like your tall dom subby tomboy girlfriend okay- i dont like men sowwy thats what sapphic means

if you dm

- please feel free to ask to dm or friend me if you are having issues, im always open to talk. you are not alone.- i am very bad at responding soz

Theofacts

- JA, FR-FR, EN-GB- seeking to be ruined emotionally, physically, and anally- if you are in utah and your parents/roommates/whatever or whatever are weird about you getting packages i can hand deliver them to you if you want. this is actually a genuine offer, ive helped people get lube before lol. i dont care what it is it could be 3 pounds of amphetamine or an 8 track tape of classified us military documents i still can do it for you.- i like to drive a lot, ive only damaged my car twice- look at my pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/81662752- DK main in melee- denier of the xy chromosome + lover of girls with penis- pronounce my username (theopi) with the "pi" as in "pee"- my entire basis of comedy might be offputting to some people, i scream and overreact to absolutely everything as a joke and for ironic purposes, most of what iprobably will say is a lie or meant to be funny.- if someone enunciates my name like THEEEEEoh they say THEEEEEO enunciate the e like you're 9 years old enunciate the FIRST HALF OF THE SYLLABLE dude fuck me bro it should be TTHHeo whatever none of you ever pronounced it right to begin with, and neither did i- i have a 200 doller 65% keyboard the keycaps were most of that expense- sexually active from 6-9 years old to some amount of years old above 14 (probably i cant remember) stares at you after saying that- recovered sex addict- oh yeah I forgot i should probably say that if I'm in a public server or something with you like 90% of what i say is a joke/a lie but nothing here is lying unless i say otherwise or if it's obvious if you know me a little better you can probably tell or you can't sorry- my holographic ichi hat goes with me everywhere🙂🙂- im really stupid and act sort of socially autistic sometimes- all accounts are under "theopi" or "theotheopi" or "theotheotheopi" AND very old accounts will be under "theotheo." "theotheotheo" etc.- melatonin and diphenhydramine makes me suicidal and i always take both at 9:50-11:50- i use 24hr clock- self depreciation should be illegal if you do it you should get better & live- i have a not very bad eating disorder binge eating and ankriexia (Not really) but it's not bad- My computer is around 3000 dollars usd here look https://pcpartpicker.com/user/theopi/saved/jwZrGX it also has a fucked up installation of windows 10 on it that doesnt really work great- I can put both of my feet behind my head at once- the correct way to pronounce theo is as in "tay-oh" its french its ok if you dont understand, or you can pronounce it/spell it as "tao" (haha hu tao *stares into your eyes *)whcih means "thow" with "ow" as in "hour" and the h is barely there like a hint of h.- sorry about not knowing how to pronounce my own name I'm sorry just use tao or something- don't worry about me when i say suicidal shit or self destructive stuff I'm usually lying and not trying to kill myself or whatever im also a bumbling idiot- i make art and music and stuff, mostly related to mentally ill things (under jikizui/jikizuitao or posted on my twitters (@jikizuitao, @fapiplier)) (like the background of this carrd!) the only place i consistently post it on is steam, under username theopi, id /jikizui/- i POST ON PIXIV NOW!! CONSISTENTLY NOT REALLY TAGGING IS HARD- i make music on bandcamp specifically it's not good and i don't mean that in a self deprecating way I'm exploring sound bro- i have extremely unrealistic body and physical standards for myself- in case you didnt see before i am very bad at responding to dms/texts i keep all my devices on mute- please pm me if you are a feminine person with a dick please i want to speam k to you pklease and notheing else- rice purity score is 36, and i have never and will never do drugs/substances.- I have been banned from twitter like 5 times current main (irl) is @fapiplier- im super super against disclosing my exact age/name so dont ask- i hate feet- Pervert!- i have written 6 books- i use metric and celsius sometimes- i think knives and guns are cool- i also am super dysphoric and dysmorphic and dont like my body so dont say anything about it- yeah that whole dysmorphia/dysphoria thing is getting so much worse when i look in the mirror all i see is like gru and john barilaro and prince charles its fucking abysmal i feel like death i feel 3 feet wider than i probably am like its bad when i listen to myself i hear joe biden i would live through eternal suffering in hell if i got to be who i shouldve been in the first place so keep that in mind i guess.- yeah FEEL BAD if you misgender me IT SERIOUSLY FUCKS WITH ME yeah dude yeah no but like really though be careful about that- dont feel bad though i completely did this to myself- you can very easily exploit me if you wait until i am tired or manic or extremely depressed- i hope that if you read through this regularly you know that i put like easter eggs and update this every so often- i probably (96% chance) (my mom has it my dad probably has it too) got bipolar 1 (thats the more depression one) (i take 60mg vyvanse for adhd because i am awaiting diagnosis of the correct thing)- i got mad scars up my arms, one shoulder, and on my right ankle (why i only wear longsleeves)- hahaha remember when i only had those scars like a few months ago i have big ones on my right shoulder and above both my knees now- Wow! I have new ones on my arms and my family can't even tell the new ones because of how many i have snd thank god because it's 98 degrees Fahrenheit every day- new ones im probably gonna stop doing this- love girls with dicks and penis- dont read this if you don't like fetishisatuon sorry in so sorry i need to be true to myself- i lovr porn- i do not look like mr beast nor am i mr beast or anybody associated with mr beast- type 1 diabetic- i cant imagine smell or taste- ward veteran dont fuck w me- living in utah- I go to bed at 22:10-23:50 and wake up at 06:00-09:00 every day (in case you wanted to know that)- i have basically a creole with my friends so dont feel stupid when you dont understand the dwarven runes and ancient greek that i use- i like lesbians and hu tao and stuff- || i like being choked and suffocated and self harm in like sex and relationships and stuff but in a positive way probably or not maybe i just want to be killed in sex or be killed in general whos to say? ||- i got all my mental illness from twitter its bad- i have really bad obsession issues so sorry if you're nice to me cuz that might happen- eating disorder who is up- im blonde sorry (somewhat, dyeing soon)- i am not a virgin in any way believe it or not (scroll up for more information)- meaning gender and sexuality has basically no meaning to me- i like cars and stuff i have nobody to talk to about cars please talk to me about cars my main dream cars are: 1991 Honda NSX, V8 swapped/ultra 4 banger 2012-2018 Ford Focus RS, 2022 Porsche Taycan, Lancia Stratos Group B.- i like rally and hill climb and some drifting and f1- if you see my discord profile do not click on any of the links in my status, its usually porn. Completely ignore it.- i hope someone is autistic enough to read all of this- i do not like big boobs or big body parts go away perv- i have a very very very very minor problem with liking/probably fetishising suicide/sh/mental illness/blood and stuff its probably related to my mental illness- basically all of my art is in some way related to that- i try keep it on the dl doe but its like really bad twitter only makes it worse- its weirdly enough the best art that i make in my opinion. Ask me abaouht it- ^^^^^^^^^^^ pay attention ☝️- theolore shorthand: the before time is a time before a social happening that drastically alters my life, my before time is when i had any irl friends, when i offhandedly say someones username or name i am usually talking about some random weirdo that wants to fuck me online. Whenever I say "thank you forever" or "i'm die thank you forever" i am referencing a korone vtuber clip. if im seemingly texting someone that isnt in the chat im talking to my bff forever farthat von pharma fan. joshua is the name of him.

ideals

partner body i guess idk
penis needed though is the thing like dick you know

myself
includes hair and stuff

misc

pictrure of my car
(2016 Ford Focus SE)
FSWerks exhaust system, FSWerks large cold air filter, snorkel delete, zinc coated slotted and vented brakes, semi-metallic brake pads, rallyarmor mudflaps, weight reduction, partial debadge

my bdsm test(dont kid around this used to have like 4 100%s)

i shop for clothes at these places

  • death angels (https://deathangels.shop)

  • cloakbrand (https://cloakbrand.com)

  • cool shirtz (https://shirtz.cool)

watching/reading/playing

shows
the walking dead
books (haven't read in an unreasonably long time)
fahrenheit 451
dune
1984
azumanga daioh
games
outlast 2
noita
baldur's gate 3
genshin impact
binding of isaac
huniepop
fag quest 2
the sims 4
red dead redemption 2

interests

LEANBEEFPATTYLEANBEEFPATTYLEANBEEFPATTYLEANBEEFPATTY
PIERCINGS TATTOOS AAAH BODY MODDING DYED HAIR INSANE WOMEN
to love-ru (like 4 years in the making)
hu tao
yantao ship
azumanga
sewerslvt
friendly jordies/boy boy
papa meat
markiplier
penguinz0/moist cr1tikal charles white
Kojima productions
oneyplays
stelle x march 7th gulps
random twitter women (mostly making sure they're alive)
big z nation member (get out of rehab/the ward soon♥♥♥♥)
ama_chan0420 follower since 2021-22
brutal_vap follower since 2021-22
shinsei kamattechan
red dead redemption
vsauce/random crazy science stuff like kyle hill
smash melee

music (& adj. genre)

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9SZssVx-yW1drt1CIL8S0UWrYHTwNFPA&si=O96yFaKKrEMQo9Iw
(last.fm: theotheopi)
niijuria maids (xyz the maid)
ghost data
sewerslvt
rory in early 20s
joji (sorry)
slowdive
shoegaze in general
mag.lo
suzuki mamiko
kikuo
iri
chelmico/pistachio studio
post rock
65daysofstatic
seraphim chieftain
tokyopill
9mm parabellum bullet
moxifloxi (MAKE MORE MUSIC LIKE ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE PLEASE)
yameii online
jean dawson
kensuke ushio (will watch anything that he composes for)
yung bae
george clanton (i went to a concert)
underscores
dorian electra (gay glitch music)
big beat and techno like fatboy slim
hospital records
stupid and gay chill breakcore